About The Host

Before we go any further, it’s important to tell you that the "talent" behind this program is no longer consciously aware of his grotesque limitations as a parent, writer, and "area performer." Mr. Downey (Michael if you're nasty) likes gin, shouting, and lying about his love of gin and shouting. He has been noted to be nine feet one inch tall by someone with poor depth perception and 170 pounds by the year 1998. Mikey Down-Down would like to conclude this bio with the wise words of parenting expert, Dr. Alistair Zimzambaum, but unfortunately since Alistair is not a real person he never had the chance to say anything wise or interesting.